Dear College Me

Dear College Me, As I head back to college for my (our?) 20th reunion this weekend, I’m feeling nostalgic and reflective. If I could give myself a few pieces of advice, it would look something like this. Take it easy with the fashion I know it was a different time then, and I can forgive … Continue reading Dear College Me

Dear New Job

Dear New Job, I know it’s only been two weeks, so I don’t want to seem forward, but I think I kinda like you. I definitely like the people here – the one that walks to South Station with me in record time, the ones that taught me how to raid the super-secret app developer’s … Continue reading Dear New Job

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, Not you, real Santa in the North Pole with the elf army and whatnot. And not you, shopping mall Santa, whom, as I just explained to my kids, is not real Santa but one of an army of lookalikes he sends to do his bidding. Like real Santa has time to go to … Continue reading Dear Santa

Dear November

Dear November, Holy hell, how are you here already? I feel like I just wrapped up my summer blog and we’re already midway through mofo decorative gourd season! No offense, but you’re kind of a creeper. One minute I’m trying to get George to wear his Darth Vader mask while trick or treating because otherwise … Continue reading Dear November

Dear TForce Van Driver

Dear TForce Van Driver, Hey! Remember me? I’m the one who honked at you after you pulled a complete dick move at the Centre St/Arborway rotary on Monday. Here’s a diagram I sketched to jog your memory. I know rotaries can be confusing, so let’s walk through what happened today. You: Entered the rotary without yielding … Continue reading Dear TForce Van Driver

Dear Housework

Dear Housework, It’s not you, it’s me. Obviously, you’re great. It seems like everyone I know is super into you. But I’m sorry, time is precious and something has to give and — I’ll just come right out and say it — it’s you. I know it sounds like I’m making excuses. But, Housework, think … Continue reading Dear Housework