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Dear McDonald’s restroom toilet paper dispenser

Dear McDonald’s restroom toilet paper dispenser,

WHY? Please give me one good reason why you were wet. And with what, pray tell, were you wet?! Actually, don’t answer that. I’ll just put my hands under the Xlerator until my skin is blown off and hope that my new skin is passable as human.

Gross.

Natasha

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I'm a mom, a wife, and a creative director, but those are very limiting labels. I'm also a cheese lover, karaoke performer, award-winning beer pong player, misophonia sufferer, and a dog person. I'm a puzzle enthusiast (jigsaw and crossword), word nerd, and Facebook addict (sadly, not recovering; Sorry, Matty). I watch too much TV, eat too many nachos, and take too many pictures of my children, and I'm not sorry about any of it.

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