Dear McDonald’s restroom toilet paper dispenser,
WHY? Please give me one good reason why you were wet. And with what, pray tell, were you wet?! Actually, don’t answer that. I’ll just put my hands under the Xlerator until my skin is blown off and hope that my new skin is passable as human.
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If toilet paper is wet, I always assume it’s been on the floor. Gross!