I did it, guys. I’ve lived for half a century. I’m a decade past the age my friend Alix told me I should officially start shopping at Eileen Fisher. I’m only a year younger than Blanche Devereaux (coincidentally, my phone’s name) was in the Golden Girls. I’m “I like to kick, stretch, and KICK” years … Continue reading 50 Ways to Celebrate Turning 50
j/k, this list is not particularly fast nor furious (we save that for Festivus), but much like my seasonal Facebook albums (ahem, see, “All I Do is Win(ter)” and “Fall-o The Leader”), I’m running out of clever names for these. But since I do believe in the power of gratitude, the list must go on. … Continue reading The 9th Annual Gratitude List: 2 Fast, 2 Furious
Dear Facebook, Oh I’m sorry, you pretentious ass. Dear Meta, I want to tell you a little story. Once upon a time there was a beautiful warrior (what? this is my story) named Natasha. She was a longtime loyal user of Meta, both the Facebook and the Instagram. She even had side Insta accounts, one … Continue reading Dear Facebook
You know, every year I do this list a little later, and every year I make a bunch of excuses for why I didn’t post right on Thanksgiving, but I’m not gonna do that this year. Because no one cares. No one wants to hear my sob story about how I slowly slide down a … Continue reading The Late, Great* Gratitude Post (Year 8)
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