Dear Twisted Sister, Thank you for writing the anthemic song, “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” In its honor, I’d like to list a number of things that I’m not gonna take (anymorrrrrrre). I’m not gonna take: People waving me to go at an intersection when I have the right of way. Sarcastic thanks! Speaking of … Continue reading Dear Twisted Sister
I found out it was National Lobster Day just in the nick of time yesterday. (Thank you, Meghan, for your tweet.) I picked myself up a pound-and-a-halfer at Wegman’s and somewhat-humanely murdered it for dinner. I’ve also celebrated National Ice Cream Day, National Wine Day, and somewhat half-harrrrrghtedly, National Talk Like a Pirate Day (see … Continue reading Proposed National Holidays
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